i am a fag hag.

i have collected 5 new fags who hail from 3 different continents in 2 days.

this has got to be some kind of a new record.

mari, shoe-slut: i have arrived.

number three.

he did not have an obvious appeal.

but i had the biggest crush on him in college and thought him the most charismatic and attractive guy in school.

he is not classically good-looking.

but he is sensitive and oh-so-easy to talk to.

he was, and is, an amazing actor.

and he has the most beautiful baritone i've ever heard.

he is an outstanding artist and an excellent english literature student.

he is everything that i am not.

i used to be so envious of his gf(s).

and yet, i saw him at PLAY tonight. he turned his back when he saw me.

oh how could i have not seen the signs?

i can't believe that we've lost YET another amazing male to the gayest of our species.

"a complete breath of fresh air"

he's got the world's least glamorous job - a salesman at the carphone warehouse, a mobile phone service provider in the uk - AND he's got bad teeth and a less than attractive face.

but listen to the guy whom simon cowell's called "a complete breath of fresh air".

who's having the last laugh now?