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cos' isn't that what life is all about?

Monday, November 27, 2006

my christmas wish list.

'tis that season to be jolly and make merry again! and nothing makes me merrier than presents. in no order of preference, i present my wish list:

  1. will and grace dvds. seasons five and six. US$90.00 (from amazon.com)
  2. pjs. S$50.00 - S$80.00.
  3. a canon ixus 60. S$499.00.
  4. a white ipod. 30gb will suffice. i'm not greedy. S$428.00.
  5. my beautiful david bitton jeans. which were sold out the last time i went there when the store was having a 50% sale. S$268.00 (non-sale price).
  6. a pay raise. which would allow me to buy all the above. (jae and han, if you're reading this, you know what to do.)
  7. and last but definitely not least. lee hom in a bow tie. only. priceless.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

cos' he's ugly.

i heard this on 98.7 yesterday morning, whilst on the way to work.

a guy, let's say x, who was afraid of rejection, had asked the djs on the morning show to profess his (x's) love and admiration for his colleague, y. so the lovable djs on 98.7 called up the lady and this was what went on:

djs: morning! is this y?
y: (suspicious tone) um...yes? who is this?
djs: hi! we're the muttons from 98.7. just want to ask you ah, do you know a guy by the name of x?
y: (still in a suspicious tone) um...yeah. he's my colleague.
djs: great! so you do know who he is. what do you think of him?
y: (quite enthusiastically) he's okay. quite a nice chap. fun to hang out with.
djs: oh brilliant! brilliant! cos' you know, he's really interested in you. he thinks you're beautiful and intelligent, and he really likes you!
y: (shocked) huh?!
djs: yes! so do you think there's any chance the two of you might end up together?
y: (still in slight shock) um...do i have to answer this question now?
djs: well, i mean, yeah! cos' you know, if there is a chance, then let the guy be happy lah, you know? if not, let him know, so at least he can go check out the other trees in the forest...
y: (cutting in) no.
djs: i'm sorry? what did you say?
y: no. i don't think there's any chance we can be together.
djs: (sounding shocked now) no? but...but why not? i mean you said he was a nice guy, and he was fun to be with? why not man?
y: um...cos' he's ugly!

omigod...like how power is she?

i do admire this lady on some level for her brutal honesty. at least she has the guts to admit her superficiality on national radio. me? i'd probably give a patronising answer like, "oh i don't know him well enough to give an answer." or, "i don't know. we'll have to give it some time to see." i am, after all, a PR whore. diplomacy flows through my blood you know? *gags* but then again, i'm not in y's shoes.

honestly though, how important are looks in a relationship? for me? my partner must be decent-looking enough for me to face / kiss / sleep with for the rest of my life. other than that, charisma and personality are waaaaay more important. as all my close friends can attest, people i used to like hardly look like drops of heaven. but then again, they never look like pieces of hell.

still, if a piece of eye candy with enough personality to charm for singapore comes along, who am i to say no?

Sunday, November 19, 2006

thanksgiving.

i don't quite know when thanksgiving is, but i do know it's around the corner (i think). so i thought i'd blog about the things i'm thankful for:

  • my wonderful family: my loving mother, wise father, and amazing brothers who give in to my every whim and fancy, just because i'm the only daughter.
  • a warm home i can come back to everyday after a long day at work. there is nothing better than having a nice, home-cooked dinner waiting for me after a particularly trying day.
  • sr being back in singapore for good, well, for the next year at least, after 2 incredibly long years. i have missed him so much.
  • friends, old and new. in particular, i'm glad i made the decision to follow my brother to paddling trainings, and throwing myself into a completely new social group. not something i'd usually do, but i'm glad i did.
  • finally moving up my company ladder after 1.5 very tough and tiring years. i have been through so much, and done so much ground level work. i'm glad my efforts paid off.
  • understanding bosses who do not scream at me for making mistakes, but rather, allowing each mistake to be a learning experience for me.

like every normal person, i gripe about my life and problems. but i think at the end of the day, i have many things to be thankful for (*touch wood* - i do not want to jinx them).

i just need to constantly remind myself of them, and stop being such a bloody uncontented bitch.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

a whore's life.

i lead a "whore's life".

sr's been calling me a "bitch slut whore" for as long as i can remember.
example: "eh bitch slut whore, come and look at this shirt. do you think i can wear it with that blazer i bought yesterday?" and while i walk, red-faced, to sr, the entire shop turns around and stares at the whore.

since i've started paddling, i've been called a "pop culture whore" and / or "media whore" (cos' i know what's going on in the ever amusing world of entertainment), a "cam whore" (cos' i like my picture taken), a plain "whore" (for drooling after different guys at the same time - can i help it if i have a lot of love to share?), but i'm glad to say that i've yet to become a "ktv whore" (for i do not hog the mike when i go to a ktv lounge).

recently, i've ended my trend of working short hours by working 12 hour days (i swear, this is NOT the norm in my company. and contrary to popular belief, just cos' my hours are short doesn't mean i don't hold a real job). i have become a corporate whore.

my friends are all whores of some sort or other. i guess birds of a feather really do flock together.

i think i'll go look for a willing pimp now.

an update: i am now a "PR whore" as well. i have just realised that my jobscope includes making sure that everyone i work with is happy, so they can all do their jobs properly. i should totally be in diplomacy.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

halloween.

finally! photos from that halloween night. i haven't gotten all my photos yet. some of them are still with j. but these will suffice.

j managed to snag us some tickets to be part of this halloween bus entourage, an exclusive event (6 buses, 6 locations, 6 hours) organised by one of the radio stations. this bus brought us club-hopping around the mohamed sultan / town area.

for those not in the know, i went for this party as chicken little.

my chicken little t-shirt, which i painstakingly painted the night before the party. white t-shirt courtesy of giordano. all other art materials courtesy of my company's art store. the secret to my perfectly painted, seemingly impossible straight lines? masking tape. just one of the many random things i learned while working for an art company.

my chicken comb / crown. the damn thing refused to stay up the whole night.

my piece de resistance: the glasses. i must give credit where credit is due. i didn't make these glasses. han engineered them one fine day, using straws, plastic covers and masking tape, whilst we were driving around the island, meeting out clients. by the end of the day, when we were done with all our appointments, she had finished crafting this little piece of jewel.

me with j. i was supposed to be chicken little. but i looked a little too happy and chirpy amongst all the half dead and goths. so d decided to add some fake blood to my neck. for the rest of the night, i was kentucky fried chicken little. which is a little closer to the halloween theme i guess. j was the little boy from ju-on. he had his costume down pat, and was a hot camera favourite for the whole night. not that it bothered our cam whore. heh.

j and d, the chambermaid / nurse. a standard conversation which was heard throughout the night:

person trying to pick d up: oh my, you hot sexy nurse you. i need you to clean my wound.
d: (deadpan) i'm a chambermaid.
person trying to pick d up: i need you to clean my room then.
(d walks away with a disdainful look on her face)

j and spanky. i don't quite know who spanky is supposed to be. but kudos to him for spreading the body paint so evenly! a post-party debrief revealed that he got his mum to help him. aww...

anyhow, as i said, j was a hot favourite that night. he spent most of the night creeping behind pple, getting into character, and being a most convincing toshio.

the party began at butterfactory, and moved on to the hacienda, which was a nice, chill out place along dempsey. nice, but completely wrong as a venue for a halloween party. drank more martell there (i REALLY do not like that drink, but they were a main sponsor i suppose), and got to know a few of j's friends:

(from left to right) the black widow, j, bao zhu po (another hot, hot favourite of the night) and THE maid. whilst d was A maid, this lady in red was THE maid. as in, from the local horror flick. the very red dress she had on was on loan from her bridal studio. most generous of them i must say! i do think she looks a little too beautiful to be a horror figure though.

after hacienda, we moved on to attica, which was very small, very dark, very smoky and very crowded.

(from left to right again) spanky, his gf, j, my bro, d and myself at attica.

from attica, we moved on to double o, which was amazing. they played music from the 80s which suited the crowd i was partying with, and of course, myself. we managed to dance and move quite a bit despite the ridiculous number of people there. the whistle used to signal that we were moving on to the next destination came all too soon, and before we knew it, we were on the bus again, with burning vodka poured down our throats. bar none was next, and i met jae, my boss there! she took one look at my costume and asked, "did you finish your entire outfit in the office?" she was a most understanding superior though, and just laughed when i admitted to my misappropriation of company resources. next up was dxo. no more alcohol for me at this point. i ordered coke, pretended it was some alcoholic drink or other, and drank up with the rest. our final stop was q bar. i have jogged past this place plenty of times during beefcake sessions and have been wanting to visit for forever, so i was psyched when i finally got to step into this bar! music wasn't fantastic, but i met shann in the toilet! which was really quite something considering shann and i have been planning (and failing) to meet up since the end of our diploma lessons in may. we stayed at q bar for quite a while, and i was beyond tired by the time we left.

this picture was taken just outside q bar. j's pretty much gone, and out of his toshio character. bao zhu po and i still grinned madly, but i suspect it's the adrenaline more than anything else. i remember all of us taking a photo where we were all sitting in the middle of the road. amazing. i also remember j, d and i racing down the road outside the old supreme court, which was closed to traffic. fun. then j kicked his feet, and his slipper came flying and hit me in the face. not so fun.

we had supper after we left q bar, and i don't remember much else. i must have crashed upon reaching home, and woke up only when my bro asked for the car keys.

definitely a night to remember.